WE DID THE CLIENT MASH
I was working in the firm, late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my client from his case, began to rise And suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash, he did the client mash The client mash, it was a law firm smash He did the mash, it caught on in a flash He did the mash, he did the client mash
From the station in Orlando east To the top office where the police chief seat The cops all came from their police abodes To taze a perp from their electrodes
They did the mash, they did the client mash The client mash, it was a law firm smash They did the mash, it caught on in a flash They did the mash, they did the client mash
The Convicts were having fun The party had just begun The guests included Felons Mobsters, and the Cons
The scene was rockin’, all were digging the sounds Hoodlums on chains, backed by some scary Clowns The Blackmailers were about to arrive With their vocal group, ‘The Fugitive Five’
They played the mash, they played the client mash The client mash, it was a law firm smash They played the mash, it caught on in a flash They played the mash, they played the client mash
Out from his cruiser, Rolon’s voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing Opened the door and shook his fist and said “Whatever happened to my OPD Twist?”
It’s now the mash, it’s now the client mash The client mash, and it’s a law firm smash It’s now the mash, it caught on in a flash It’s now the mash, it’s now the client mash
Now everything’s cool, Rolon’s a part of the band And my client Mash is the hit of the land For you, the innocent, this mash was meant too When you get to my door, tell them Jordan sent you
Then you can mash, then you can client mash The client mash, and do my law firm smash Then you can mash, you will catch on in a flash Then you can mash, then you can client mash
Wah-ooh, argh, client mash, wah-ooh Easy, Benji, you impetuous young boy Argh, mash good, mm, argh client mash, wah-ooh, client mash, wah-ooh
